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From our friends at "Funny or Die"
David Spade in: The Honest Bachelor

The Honest Bachelor from David Spade

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Photos to whisk you away to 
those thoughts of your dream wedding. 

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Yes, our site pokes fun at being both single & married. But we're starting to think 
that married or single isn't the issue. 
Maybe the whole problem is procreation.
But we don't judge...we leave that up to you!

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"Ok! Shit! Just a minute nurse! I'll have the rest of my life to hold that thing. My baby daddy just texted me. He's out of jail!"


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Never too soon to start preparing them for college.

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Jesus appreciates you 
wearing the cross.


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They're in WalMart. Presumably, the kid will spend the next 15 
years with this lady. 
She could be doing the kid a favor.


 
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BDTW?'s Video 
of the Week!
For those of you planning a beach wedding in 2012, we give you a big lesson on location of your ceremony.



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THE CELEBRITY SAFBII™ FILES!

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SAFBII™ (pronunciation: soff-bee)
Acronym: Shit And Fell Back In It 
 
SAFBII: A tragic error and/or miscalculation regarding the end result of a performed act or event.  
Example: Stan had unprotected sex with Shirley and now Shirley's knocked-up. Looks like Stan & Shirley SAFBII.  OR  "Well I SAFBII last night you guys. I was doing ninety in a sixty-five zone. Cop got me. And I was drunk." (This may be known as a "SAFBII squared" or a "Double SAFBII" in either case, you're just an idiot)


"PRAY THE GAY AWAY"  is soooo 2009...
North Carolina preacher Sean Harris has a SAFBII experience as he tells church members to "crack that wrist" and "punch" children who act gay. 
(Where's Ted Haggard when you need him?)

Do you have a SAFBII™ Story of your own? Share it and read others at www.safbii.com


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BDTW? Recommended Reading 
for those going through divorce.

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Happy Beginnings
...where it begins!

It was clear eleven years, two kids, and one golden retriever later that my fairy-tale marriage was less than magical.  After my husband read from neatly printed 3x5 cards each reason why he was leaving me I began recording the changes taking place in my life.  It was time to re-evaluate the roles I had been playing in my life.
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